Category Archives: The French

REASON #45,654,832 ON WHY THE FRENCH ARE MEAN

You know I’m the type of person who absolutely refuses to bad mouth anyone.  It’s just not in my nature…I can’t do it.  Besides, it creates bad karma, and I’m all about yummy karma.  But the French can be so … Continue reading

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WOULD BARACK BE BETTER OFF BEING PRESIDENT OF FRANCE?

Dear Murray, Barack here.  Ever since I landed in India, I’ve been having this recurring dream where I am a former actor turned president of France named Brigitte Bardot (only the French are crazy enough to elect a former actor president … Continue reading

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