Category Archives: Religion, Philosophy, & Culture Club

You know, ethics are a very tricky business.  You say tomato, I say tomato (although according to Webster’s Dictionary, the correct prononciation is “tomato”).  What’s right, what’s wrong?  Who’s to judge?  You know Martha Stewart will not mix together in … Continue reading →

As the world’s leading expert on everything, I’m asked all sorts of questions from the most exoteric (i.e. does G-d exist) to the most esoteric (i.e. if there is a G-d, does s(he) prefer the drumstick or the breast).  But no question … Continue reading →

If you are a teenager, and you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered, or even if you are all of the above, I am here to tell you it gets better.  But only for about ten to fifteen years.  Then it … Continue reading →

The media (and when I say “media”, I mean The National Enquirer, People, and US Magazine) has been spending too much time this week on disparaging remarks made against Muslims by Juan Williams and Bill O’Reilly and not enough time … Continue reading →

Donald “The Donald” Trump is just so competitive with me.  It’s really quite tragic.  He spent two hours this weekend bragging to Miss Dionne Warwick that his yacht is bigger than mine.  Dionne tells me everything.  That’s what friends are … Continue reading →

Just got done skyping with Zac Efron.  He wants to know what a no-sinning Jew should do on Yom Kippur.  As most of you already know, I gave up sinning in the mid 90s.  Not only do I no longer … Continue reading →

I’ve always been morally opposed to burning books or at least ever since the early 1980′s when Bette Midler threatened to burn a copy of Ms. Jackie Collin’s Hollywood Wives since she wasn’t mentioned in it (that Midler has always … Continue reading →