Category Archives: Current Events

Who cares what he says she says about Iran.  Introducing Murray Leaks.  And when Murray leaks, everyone gets wet! 1. Hilary Clinton is not a natural blonde.  Look at this picture from when she was in 4th grade.  Her roots … Continue reading →

So last night I’m doing TV dinners in Buckingham Palace with the queen, and we’re gabbing away like two yentas when she drops this big bombshell on me: “Billy (more commonly known as Prince William) is marrying that Kate Middleton. … Continue reading →

Like Albert Einstein, Nostradamus, and Ricky Schroeder, I have often had to struggle with the fact that people are mesmorized by my beauty, and thus my message (which is often as brilliant as I am beautiful) gets lost.  For this reason, I … Continue reading →

The Senate will be voting today to end the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy, enacted during the Clinton Administration.  Unlike Lady Gaga who wants the policy to be repealed, I want it to be modified.  I don’t think it’s fair that … Continue reading →

You can not turn on the TV without getting caught up in some bifurcating harangue.  I was pretty indifferent to all the fighting when it just involved the red states against the blue states.  But the other day I saw … Continue reading →

You should be for it.  But the Moscovites have made two big mistakes that need to be rectified right away. First of all, you NEVER do real estate in New York City without the Donald…Mr. Donald Trump.  I just re-did … Continue reading →