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THE BUSH TAX CUTS ARE GOOD FOR EVERYONE
Have you seen the Bernie Sanders video that’s making the rounds on Youtube and Facebook? Bernie seems to have a problem with the top 1% of this country making 23% . I got two big issues with Bernie. First and … Continue reading
5 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THIS RECESSION
It drives me crazy how the media is just focusing on the negative aspects of this double dip recession and not the many great things about it. Here are five of my favorite: 1. Double Dip Recessions look better on a … Continue reading
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INTRODUCING MURRAY LEAKS
Who cares what he says she says about Iran. Introducing Murray Leaks. And when Murray leaks, everyone gets wet! 1. Hilary Clinton is not a natural blonde. Look at this picture from when she was in 4th grade. Her roots … Continue reading
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CHARLIE RANGEL AND THE ETHICS VIOLATIONS
You know, ethics are a very tricky business. You say tomato, I say tomato (although according to Webster’s Dictionary, the correct prononciation is “tomato”). What’s right, what’s wrong? Who’s to judge? You know Martha Stewart will not mix together in … Continue reading
5 REASONS TO HATE THAT KATE MIDDLETON
So last night I’m doing TV dinners in Buckingham Palace with the queen, and we’re gabbing away like two yentas when she drops this big bombshell on me: “Billy (more commonly known as Prince William) is marrying that Kate Middleton. … Continue reading
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REASON #45,654,832 ON WHY THE FRENCH ARE MEAN
You know I’m the type of person who absolutely refuses to bad mouth anyone. It’s just not in my nature…I can’t do it. Besides, it creates bad karma, and I’m all about yummy karma. But the French can be so … Continue reading
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BEING ATTRACTED TO GEORGE BUSH
Dear Murray, You know that I’m a die-hard Democrat. But I have to say, I’ve been seeing George Bush on TV promoting his book and haven’t been this attracted to a man since I first saw Elliot Gould mowing the … Continue reading
WOULD BARACK BE BETTER OFF BEING PRESIDENT OF FRANCE?
Dear Murray, Barack here. Ever since I landed in India, I’ve been having this recurring dream where I am a former actor turned president of France named Brigitte Bardot (only the French are crazy enough to elect a former actor president … Continue reading
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WOULD BOY GEORGE MAKE A GOOD HUSBAND?
As the world’s leading expert on everything, I’m asked all sorts of questions from the most exoteric (i.e. does G-d exist) to the most esoteric (i.e. if there is a G-d, does s(he) prefer the drumstick or the breast). But no question … Continue reading
HOW TO BUY AN ELECTION
Who does Meg Whitman think she is trying to buy elected office in California with just $146 million dollars? Can you even get a townhouse in California with that type of spare change? And it’s not like the sultan of Brunei … Continue reading