“Why didn’t I think of this?” -Socrates

“This book should get its own number in the Dewey Decimal System, something easy to remember like 500.  I don’t give a shit what that does to the rest of the Dewey Decimal System.  I never liked Dewey.  Or decimals.”- Suze Orman

“I’m going to buy the screen rights to this book, make it into a movie, and cast Stedman as Murray.  Don’t tell Gayle, though.  I want it to be a surprise.”- Oprah Winfrey

“Cuchi-cuchi to the 100th power!”- Charo

“I don’t think I’ve read a book that uses semi-colons with such finesse since I last read Jackie Collins’ Hollywood Wives which I haven’t read for weeks.”- Bill Gates

“Murray is hot.  I’d do him.  And I don’t care if Jupiter approves or not.  I wonder if Murray is into gladiators.  I have this really cute gladiator outfit. “-Hercules (demi-god)

“Do you think that I have a fat ass?”- Warren Buffett

“This bouk makes me glad that i can reed!”- Justin Bieber

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