GET A FREE COPY OF FIRST 23.832 PAGES OF MURRAY’S BOOK

This is crazy, and I know I shouldn’t do it, but I’ve just become so damn crazy in love with you over the last few minutes.   I’m thinking of sending you (and only you) the first 23.832 pages of   How To Become A Trillionaire and Lose 20 lbs. for free!  That’s  a forty-five billion dollar offer, free, if you act now.  Just shoot an email to me at murray at MurrayTrillionaire.com and just let me know the following:

  1. What was the middle name of your maternal grandmother’s best friend when she was in 4th grade?  If your grandmother did not have a best friend or she had more than one best friend or you think this question is too personal, then you can borrow my answer: Esther.
  2. If you could be any Latin American country, which one would you want to be?  I would want to be Chile because it is long and thin and has really firm and perky mountains.  So you can be any country but Chile.  So which one do you want to be?
  3. What’s your favorite Sheena Easton song?  Mine is Morning Train although I really like For Your Eyes Only. Keep in mind that Murray is really open minded.  You can be totally honest with me.   No judgments here.  Is it Modern Girl?

Please note: while all other websites lie to you, I love you and respect you too much to tell you anything but the truth.  If someone comes to me and offers me $500 million dollars or more for your e-mail address, they’re getting it.  However, I will never tell them your grandmother’s best friend’s middle name…that is unless they are willing to pay the taxes on that $500 million.  But here’s where I’m different than that Suze Orman: I will split the money with you fair and square with me getting 80%.  That’s the deal!!  Under $500 million, we walk.  500 or more and you’re getting your ass over to gmail or yahoo or whomever and getting yourself a new email address.  And I don’t want to hear you kvetching.

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