Dear Murray,
You know that I’m a die-hard Democrat. But I have to say, I’ve been seeing George Bush on TV promoting his book and haven’t been this attracted to a man since I first saw Elliot Gould mowing the grass without a shirt on. It’s gotten really bad. I woke up in the middle of the night last night and snuck out to my local 7-11 to get some beef jerky (Texas barbeque flavor, of course). What do I do?
Love,
Barbra J. Streisand
Dear Barbra,
Do I have to remind you what happens when you mix your hair and Texas humidity?
