Monthly Archives: September 2010

WHY PAPER ROSES?

It’s hard to believe that it has been over 1,900 weeks since Olive Marie Osmond (a.k.a. Marie Osmond) revolutionized humanity with her mega smash hit, Paper Roses, a song that brought together the worlds of music and botany in a … Continue reading

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GAY MARRIAGE?

For years I thought everyone was arguing about Day Marriage. Should people get married during the day or isn’t it just more classy to have an evening wedding? Now, there’s a debate that makes sense to me, especially since day … Continue reading

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DON’T BURN THE KORAN!

I’ve always been morally opposed to burning books or at least ever since the early 1980′s when Bette Midler threatened to burn a copy of Ms. Jackie Collin’s Hollywood Wives since she wasn’t mentioned in it (that Midler has always … Continue reading

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SHOULD I BE FOR OR AGAINST THE MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO?

You should be for it.  But the Moscovites have made two big mistakes that need to be rectified right away. First of all, you NEVER do real estate in New York City without the Donald…Mr. Donald Trump.  I just re-did … Continue reading

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