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Monthly Archives: September 2010
WAS FRED FLINTSTONE GAY?
One of the most common questions that I am asked is, “Was Fred Flintstone gay?” In fact, I was recently asked to speak at a colloquim at The University of Sodom and Gomorrah, located right outside of Paris, France on … Continue reading
CARLY FIORINA VS. BARBARA BOXER
This weekend I sat down with both Carly Fiorina and Barbara Boxer and asked them the three key questions that will determine the outcome for this year’s California Senatorial Election. I had wanted us to all three meet at the … Continue reading
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DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL!
The Senate will be voting today to end the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy, enacted during the Clinton Administration. Unlike Lady Gaga who wants the policy to be repealed, I want it to be modified. I don’t think it’s fair that … Continue reading
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UNITED WE’LL STAND!
You can not turn on the TV without getting caught up in some bifurcating harangue. I was pretty indifferent to all the fighting when it just involved the red states against the blue states. But the other day I saw … Continue reading
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WHAT DOES A NO-SINNING JEW DO FOR YOM KIPPUR?
Just got done skyping with Zac Efron. He wants to know what a no-sinning Jew should do on Yom Kippur. As most of you already know, I gave up sinning in the mid 90s. Not only do I no longer … Continue reading
IF OPRAH CALLS YOU…
If Oprah calls you, make sure she calls me right away. She can call me back at any time as long as it’s between 10:00 and 10:30 tomorrow morning. She’s been getting advice from that Suze Orman. Need I say … Continue reading
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DID MAMA CASS CHOKE TO DEATH?
Yesterday I received an email from a Ms. Diana Ross of Motown, Michigan. Diana asks, “Dear Murray, I’m going to a cocktail party at Quincy Jones house this weekend. I’m always asked if Mama Cass really died by choking on … Continue reading
WHAT NOT TO BRING TO A TEA PARTY RALLY
I went to my first Tea Party rally this morning. What a disaster! I don’t agree at all with their politics. But they’re getting very popular. And I do want to fit in. But there is a strict code of … Continue reading
DID MIKE AND CAROL BRADY REALLY NEED ALICE?
Do you know why you’re not a trillionaire? You’re not a trillionaire because you don’t think like a trillionaire. You think like a billionaire. Do you know what happens to people who think like billionaires? They only become billionaires. You … Continue reading
MURRAY VS. THAT SUZE ORMAN
The “singer” John Mayer calls me last night and says to me, “Murray, I was just watching The Suze Orman Show. So how are you any different than that Suze Orman? To me, you’re both nothing but overweight, over-aged, Jewish … Continue reading
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